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Defend America on Saturday, March 20, 2010 8:05:23 PM
Welcome to Deemocracy
If you’re sick of talking about health care, you’d better move to Tahiti now.
On Thursday, the California Occupational Safety
and Health Standards Board voted to set up a committee to examine
whether condoms should be required on all pornographic film shoots
within the Golden State.
California has run out of money, but it hasn’t yet run out of things to regulate.
For a government
regulatory hearing, the testimony was livelier than usual. The porn
star Madelyne Hernandez recalled an especially grueling scene in which
she had been obliged to have sex with 75 men. The bureaucrats nodded
thoughtfully, no doubt contemplating another languorous 18-month
committee assignment looking into capping the number of group-sex
participants at 60 per scene. In future, if a porn actress finds 75 men
waiting for her on the set, they’ll be bureaucrats from Sacramento’s
Condom Enforcement Squad.
The committee will also make
recommendations on whether the “adult” movie industry should be subject
to the same regulatory regime and hygiene procedures as hospitals and
doctors’ surgeries. You mean with everyone in surgical masks? Kinky. If
you’ve ever been in the filthy, C. difficile– and MRSA-infected wards of Britain’s National Health Service,
it may make more sense after the passage of Obamacare to require
hospitals to bring themselves up to the same hygiene standards as the
average Bangkok porn shoot.
http://article.nationalreview.com/428594/welcome-to-deemocracy/mark-steyn